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Carrbrook places of interest

Because its such a cool place 2 live
As well know The God and the Twat live in Carrbrook that was recently voted by Fred Engelbert Smith of 4 Hill Side Avenue as the most thrilling place on earth. We are here 2 give u a guide 2 Carrbrook in all its glory

A blistful scene in Carrbrook Firstly the location and history.
Carrbrook is actually part of Staly Vegas altho most of the further residents of da bridge wud not like 2 admit this. its also bordering mossley hu also claim they hav nowt 2 do wit it. Carrbrook was formed by a Mrs Carr and a Mr Brook hu got lost in the hills from Basingstoke one day and found a small place with nothing there. They built a house and named it the "VG." However noone really gave a shit abt dem cos evry1 fort they were insane. That was until Mrs. Gregory also set up house on what would be l8r known as Moorgate Road. SOon many very old, sad, lonely and mentally insane people were moving to Carrbrook. Then it came 2 know.

Developments.
Mrs Carr and Mr Brook were killed savagely by a migrating rhinocerous whilst taking a stroll down Buckton Vale Road. So a Mr and Mr (Homosexuals) Spar moved in and took over the house also selling parts of the house 2 make way 4 a Chippy (thanx) a Laundrette (no thanx) a hairdressers (4 lazy ass twats like dave) a video shop (which later became a curry house and then l8r bcame anutha curry house THANX!) Other developments have been due to Badger Homes that have bulldozed most of the fields in Carrbrook 2 make way 4 housing and unfortunately given people like Charlotte Tassaker a place 2 live. We would like 2 say a big FUCK U 2 badger homes who have left us with nuttin 2 do


Places of interest
Spar - this historical shop which was the first building to arrive in Carrbrook is now a cool place because it sells choc and ice cream. Its also shit cos der v strict abt the sales of alcohol and Daniel Power works there.

Buckton Vale Tandori - Nice sauces and da meats nice 2 wen they decide 2 cook it. Look out 4 dem using elephants instead of chicken (look out gabi) Plus Dave keeps them in business by ordering nan breads ONLY evryday and The God keeps them in business by ordering family size meals for himself evryday.

The Twats house - interestin place 2 rob, jus look out 4 it cos its a stupid shape and looks outta place

The Cowbury Green Picnic Bench - This lonely bench was erected sometime in the early 1990's and is made out of oak or some other type of wood.

The Bowling Green (later named the Rollin Green, or Rowlin green if u cant spell.) - This is a popular place 4 people hu could die from age at any second. Also used 4 sprinting and roly polys 4 2 unidentified idiots hu also go 2 watch n take the piss out of the old folk playin der shite game of bowlin. (Dont look at us) More than 700 old ppl have died here whilst bendin down 2 pick up a bowl.

The Car Park - this is a shite car park thats actually just a buch of black stones on a flat piece of grass. However each year it makes way for the band contest which is an annual event for Carrbrook people and since most of the residents r lazy fat asses, da band contest is da 1 day dey actually go out da house. Even tho dey dont hav far 2 travel.

Calpurina - The 1 thing thats spoilt Carrbrook but is l8r goin 2 b knocked down by Badger Homes 2 make room 4 sum mor houses allowing even mor twats in2 Carrbrook. Bt if u wud like sum bricks go nick one from the buildin site.

Ppl of interest.
The God - he wud prefer 4 u 2 leave him alone bt he is God so hes kinda interestin

The Twat - actually he really isnt of interest

That fit girl u always c standin at the bus stop - a victim of rape more than 897 times but then agen she does dress like a prositute.

The God's Mum - the gr8st mum eva hu evry1 loves but is always ready wit a hoover 2 beast da shit out ov u if u cum near her.

Farmer boy - Sum twat hus employed 2 keep ppl off private land and puts on a Yorkshire accent. Go kill him

Hey - cos evry1 wants 2 kill him hit him while hes vulnerable he neva leaves his house. 		A non scen from Carrbrook