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2 all the young little ppl under the age of 2-U MUST HAV A PARENT WIT U 2 READ DIS PAGE (so they can laff @ it as well)

After the immense contreversy caused by some of Maligno's lyrics, other people have immerged with a talent for writing. They will get there chance to shine on this page. Although the page on Malignos site is much better

SBs Finest - DJ Proc w/ Maligno the God

(DJ Proc)
I wear loafers, n sit on ma sofa
I used to loved Gordon the gopher
Bt then Gordon bcame Heys new boyfriend
And so that show reached its end
I am the finest, especially to rap
My best present off Mark was a Nike cap
Heys now goin out with sum1 named Jeremy
Dats ma middle name, bt his bfs not me

Bt im the finest twat on the planet
So you know you cant fuck wit me
Im the finest twat on this earth
And yall know, i come from SB

(Maligno)
If hes the finest twat, im the imperial
Im the only God, ima general
If i had a studio, id build dat shit in ma basement
So i cud continue recordings 4 Maligno Entertainment
I know yall feel dis aight, its a shit life
Bt we rap alright, even if dis shits not tight
N dis verse from me is pretty shit
So basically.....ima hav 2 finish it

Bt im the only God on the planet
So you know you cant fuck wit me
Im the only God on this earth
And yall know, i come from SB

(DJ Proc)
Bak once agen its the partners in crime
Yo watch out agen, Maligno will do the next line
(Maligno)
Reppin SB, da best streets, so address me
As the God, cos yall know hu da best b
(DJ Proc)
We've bin friends 4 eva, bin makin hits 4 years
(Maligno)
Sorry Gabi bt i gota bitch 4 evryday ov da year
(DJ Proc)
We rap, n even tho all ma lyrics r crap
I Dont giv a fuck im Sbs Finest twat

Bt im the finest twat on the planet
So you know you cant fuck wit me
Im the finest twat on this earth
And yall know, i come from SB

Written by: DJ Proc and Maligno the God
Produced by: Maligno the God
Published by: Maligno Entertainment

I Drink Battery Fluid - DJ Proc
I look out da window i c trees
Sumtimes in summer i c bees
Ma skool is really gay
Its almost as gay as Andrew Hey
Hes dumped Sven, we all rejoice
We wunder wots happened 2 Mr. Joyce
He used 2 spit, like a camel
Nuttin rhymes wit camel, so ill jus say orange

I drink battery fluid
I wish i was a druid
Sumtimes i rape dogs
Or even warthogs

My fave line in a song is M-O-P
We all need a little contreversy
I steal lines from Eminem
Cos wen i c him i think ov Sven
Wen i wake up i wash ma hair
Den i go and shag Tony Blair
I far 2 thin, so ill neva b fat
Bt 1 things 4 sure, ill always b a twat

I drink battery fluid
I wish i was a druid
Sumtimes i rape dogs
Or even warthogs

I wish i was as lazy as a sloth
Bt i h8 moshers n really h8 goths
Dey r jus bent, a bit like me
I want 2 b, an MP
I go flipppin mental on LSD
Or sumtimes on sum exstasy
Ma dads a comedian, so he bcame a doctor
Takin the piss out ov ma name procter

I drink battery fluid
I wish i was a druid
Sumtimes i rape dogs
Or even warthogs

Written By: David "DJ Proc" Procter with assistance by Maligno the God
Produced by: Maligno the God
Published by: Maligno the God for Maligno Entertainment
Contains Samples of "Without Me" performed by Eminem

I Like Pie - El fatass w/ Maligno the God. Finally has a last verse.

Yo im Shane, im rather fat
I bcame a rapper 2 copy the twat
He isnt king, u no i am
I blew up Afghanistan
I Rape ducks, cos im gay
I kill dem 2, cos im gay
I am 13, bt im clever
N ill b pervin 4eva

I Like pie
Meat or Potato
Even Balti
OR Ham n Tomato

Ive got a fat ass bt i stare at other people
Nuttin rhymes wit dat so lets say Pie!
I want gabi, bt i pretend i h8 her
She wants the God, i wana rape her
Ive neva bin pissed except wit amanda
Amanda, gonzanda, even dabanda
I sumtimes talk shite, blame it on ma w8
I talk 2 da bin, and w8 4 ma f8

I Like pie
Meat or Potato
Even Balti
OR Ham n Tomato

I got no consideration, but people start conversations
Abt how a 15 year old cud influence a whole nation
Dis aint new hip hop, in fact dis rap is ancient
Raps not ma occupation bt it is ma obligation
Fuck if heaven got a ghetto, do hell got a train station?
So I can go from Stalybridge 2 ma new location
Ma music spreads round like contamination
If im contaminated ill die, n fuck re-incarnation
All raps da same, so if u jus entered da game, nuttins changed
Hu do u blame? All rappers tell ppl dey got pain
Or dat der insane, dat dey've worked hard, and strained
N evryday, u go face 2 face, wit sum1 u h8
Bt I rap, bt I don’t giv a fuck abt da united states
Ma mental stability keeps fallin like rain
Lifes so lame, like a donkey wit 1 leg
N mor fucked dan a prostitute hu givs free head
Pissed off, mor dan an alcoholic wit 4 beer kegs
Prayin dey were dead, dey asked nicely, now dey beg
Hu sed lifes so hard? Jus giv urself time
Im dealin wit mine, im fine….(ahem) yeh rite.

I Like pie
Meat or Potato
Even Balti
OR Ham n Tomato

Written by: El fatass and Maligno the God
Produced by: Maligno the God
Published by: Maligno the God for MALIGNO ENTERTAINMENT

<<<<<<<<

MALIGNO'S NEW TABLE

Its band contest time
So its time 2 rhyme
We’ll b goin so don’t come
Cos ill b drunk, n ive got a gun
Marks got a new fire
Well he hasn’t bt *beat stops* lets pointlessly say he has in a middle of a song n now its no longer a rap n doesn’t rhyme nemor bt its quite hilarious
(beat starts) Outside da car is white
Not green dat colors shite

I love malignos new table
Its smooth like aesops fables
N hes got a comfy chair
N ive decided 2 gel my hair (bo!)

Im now havin sex wit da table
Betta b careful not 2 trip ova da cable
Me n the god r growin beards
Beards? Well lets say potato
WE r not shavin 4 a whole week
Well gabi can do it so so can we
We r tight on her cos shes a bitch
Don’t take offence, bt u REALLY r a bitch

I love malignos new table
Its smooth like aesops fables
N hes got a comfy chair
N ive decided 2 gel my hair (I drink battery fluid)

Battery fluid is real nice
Either nicer than pilar rice
It comes in different colors like flowers
N is wet like showers
We call gabi, sweaty betty
N we’d ratha shag marks setee
Im tired of East Fife, so im goin 2 stoke
Den ill change da channel wit da remote (o im bad)

I love malignos new table
Its smooth like aesops fables
N hes got a comfy chair
N ive decided 2 gel my hair (bo!)

Written by: Dave "DJ Proc" Procter with assistance by Maligno the God
Produced by: Timbaland
Punlished by: Maligno the God for MALIGNO ENTERTAINMENT

Fuck Poppadoms

Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
I do drugs n eat yellow snow
I still got a house, n ima say it again
N i live in a place where it always rains
Bt neway 2day, im here 2 say
Fuck poppadoms, dey r jus gay
Altho u cum in different flavours n taste nice
Im Procadom, n i prefer rice

So fuck Poppadoms
Cos Im Procadom
N if u dont stop bein made
Ill go insane

So sit bak while i tell u a story
I was goin down 2 ma local tandori
I walked in n sed "Do u sell Poppadoms?"
He sed, "No we do not, Mr. Procadom."
Wen out da corner of ma eye i saw one in da bak
Cudnt c it clearly, cos poppadoms r flat
So i got out ma gun n shot up da curry place
Bt Maligno likes curries, so he came n shot me in da face

So fuck Poppadoms
Cos Im Procadom
N if u dont stop bein made
Ill go insane

I survived da shot, bt now Maligno hes me
Well actually he already did, bt now he h8s me mor
I no dat dont rhyme, bt im still da best rapper
N wen im drunk, i call ma dad papa
So da moral of da stroy is simply dis
FUCK POPPADOMS, dey r fuckin shit
Even tho dey go well wit tikka masala
I dont giv a fuck cos sheeps go baa

So fuck Poppadoms
Cos Im Procadom
N if u dont stop bein made
Ill go insane

1 mor time

So fuck Poppadoms (o im bad)
Cos Im Procadom (Im gud, im gud.)
N if u dont stop bein made (Im a twat)
Ill go insane (I Drink battery fluid.)

Written by: Dave "DJ Proc" Procter with assistance by Maligno the God
Produced by: Maligno the God
Published by: Maligno the God 4 Maligno entertainment

^^^^^^^^^Cum 2 this guy 4 NE rap cd-he has all th@ u POP fans wud want

ALREADY AVALABLE FROM MALIGNO ENTERTAINMENT.....
Maligno - True Bible
DJ Proc - The Twat has landed
El Fatass - I love pie
Dago - Life in the slow lane
Casio - GIRL!
Homeless Joe - Kicked out of home

COMING SOON FROM MALIGNO ENTERTAINMENT.....

Maligno - untitled
DJ Proc - The twat is caught and shot
El Fatass - I adore pie
Homeless Joe - Coming home
Fish n Cheese - Bak 2 Raphaels
SB Riders, the Maligno Entertainment Compilation album