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Thank U...

Get the Message????? On all of r recent sites we hav Thank U pages, sayin "Thank U" to the ppl th@ deserve thankin and "Fuck U" to the rest. If ur name int ere we prbly dont no u, but if ur name is ere-jus check which section it iz in so u no how we feel abt u.

^^^^Dave says "YO" 2 these pp>>>>> BIG UP...

Firstly we thank the creators of this ratha...magnificent site. Dave the Twat and Maligno the God hav once again colaborated to produce ANUVA site. This proves we r the ultimate partnership and we cant b beaten-however, keep tryin Skanky Hoes!!!(i apparently cant say th@,but i am coz itz ma site not his!)

Secondly we thank the efforts of my computer to go beyond itself once agen and allowing us to connect to the net so we r able to do sites. Thank God itz gettin upgraded nxt month.

Thirdly we wud like to thank r not so proud sponsors of this site. We no they wud ratha not b associated wit this bollox as they have not accounted for the damage th@ this site WILL do 2 their future sales. But jus for the hell of it, we thank 'Heinz 57 Varieties' and 'Shippams Wholesome Sardine and Tomato Spread'. Sorry 4 destroyin ur business but we hav 'DADDIES' tomato sauce instead and hu the fuck buys th@ spread apt from Dr. Procter. But werent sponsors meant to attract mor customers????? Obviously not in this case.

A Fourth thank goes 2 the Easter Holidays 4 givin us time 2 once agen make pointless sites 4 the hell of it.

Out fifth thank goes 2 r creator-no not God, 20m. We enjoy takin full advantage of ur 100% free service which despite bein bollox allows us 2 hav endless amounts of fun takin the piss out of fellow 'friends'. If u got rid of those shite templates im sure otha ppl mite also take advantage of this service, but u dont whcih leaves it entirely to r use.

Da Face says "FUCK U" 2 >>>>>>>>> THE BIG FUCK U!
David the twat (and Maligno the God cos he helped) wud like 2 say a big fuck u 2 da followin ppl......
the creator......20m, despite us thankin u we also h8 ur service as much as we love it. U took down Maligno's last site th@ i found v funny cos it dissed evry1.
Bitches dat r constantly pissin ppl off and slaggin ppl off. its pathetic, u no hu u r.
Myself 4 bein a total twat
Skool 4 bein totally shite.
Liz 4 bein a total bitch
melons 4 rivalling us in our fight 4 top dogg in da world ov fruity websites.
No thanx 2 Shane cos i gave him a page and he did fuck all on it. Maligno was once agen forced 2 do it.
Ne hypocritcal dick ridin, cock suckin, ass lickin, anal fuckin, camal humpin, gayboys! Dey need a bitch, like badly, like v v v v v v v v soon. cos den dey can actually go wit a girl n den mayb do sommet mor. o w8 dey wont wana do dat cos dey gay
O and da fake God dat all dose Christians praise. Maligno is God.

Wheat Field Strong winds embraces the golden wheat.

Italian River Captures the excitement of being around this italian waters.